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@schratze "A jizz band without a Bith has its work cut out for them. A jizz band without a kloo horn should find a new gig." @garfiald

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Where does a mansplainer get his water from? 

From a well, actually...

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Ropist:

One who ropes people XD

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i really *don't* feel safer around women than around men. or if i do it's an illusion, or negligible. Think of the very high rate of transmisogynistic abuse by cis women against trans women. Misogyny and patriarchy is obviously real and serious as axes of oppression but to individualize it like that so as to say that any one random woman is as a rule safer for me to be around than any one random man is absurd. you excuse a lot of abuse by thinking like that i think.

**Help! My family won't get the vaccine**

"Dear Pandemic Problems,There's a growing rift between me and my son-in-law, who says the COVID-19 vaccines are not safe because they have not been "FDA approved." What makes our rift even more difficult? His wife and grown kids with families themselves will also not get the vaccine because of this FDA approval issue. What do I do?Sincerely,Ruffled by RiftsRuffled …"

alternet.org/2021/05/family-va

#news #bot

Okay guys, that goose is going to fuck you up, I know you don't believe me

go figure, my coworkers JUST started doing this after this post

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Here in AMERICA we enjoy AMERICAN pizza (dumps ranch dressing in to Timothy Dalton's arms because we fucked up over here.

I HAVE


TWO CAPOS


AT LEAST 20 PLECTRUMS


AND ALL OF THEM


ARE GONE

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“What the fuq Why steve sitting in the villains? Oh wait he’s been plunder the villages and kills innocent sheeps”

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So cool that everything fits together so well... Is that its head in the middle and the tail to the right?

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“Is this a look of confusion or arousal?”

Answer: “You ask that like it matters.”

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