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@kettlevoid @Nikolai_Kingsley Those zombies have been frozen in ice for millions of years. Wouldn't you be a little horny?

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@anarchiv the front end of the dog is the one that barks.

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What's long and hard and has cum in it? 

A cucumber

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What is a Disney+? A miserable little pile of Mickeys. But enough talk. Duck at you!

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Chuck Norris puede estrangularte con un teléfono inalámbrico.

Why did youtube ban my music playlist called "Sexy" and yet there's one called "Dark & Hard Music for BDSM Sessions"?

What's the masto equivalent of tumblr? sinblr?

mastodon is crumbling and many blame long island

youtu.be/GJkK5wAxEmw I would not want to be that band that plays *after* these kids

My fourth large adult son was attested in the Poetic Edda. He is stationed guarding the frontier of the fiery realm Múspell, and he will lead "Múspell's sons" to Ragnarök

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My third large adult son got banned from Earth and so he has his own planet now, but it's pointing a large laser cannon at Earth and I'm not sure how to calm him down

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My second large adult son drives a tank to work so they made him his own HOV lane but he still gets pulled over for going over 90 MPH

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My first large adult son has a third eye in his forehead that shoots fire and I can't seem to teach him to not make conflagrations in the house

It's not quite October yet, but I'm officially Cats Who Haunt

I think for October I'll switch to a scary cat. What do you think @stux ?

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