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@kettlevoid @Nikolai_Kingsley Those zombies have been frozen in ice for millions of years. Wouldn't you be a little horny?

A cucumber

What is a Disney+? A miserable little pile of Mickeys. But enough talk. Duck at you!

@stux @Sphinx Neo: I know Fujitsu

https://archive.org/details/ird059/tcp_d1_01_the_swedish_rhapsody_irdial.mp3 @stux can decode this

Chuck Norris puede estrangularte con un teléfono inalámbrico.

@ChuckNorris_ESP Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

https://alternativeto.net/software/rogaine

Immanuel Khan

ElectroBOOM Funny Compilation https://youtu.be/qw56feAecOw

actually, this playlist slaps https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3Az2qc9v4nqfMRUXYe0s5E-7nduGdWMC

Why did youtube ban my music playlist called "Sexy" and yet there's one called "Dark & Hard Music for BDSM Sessions"?

What's the masto equivalent of tumblr? sinblr?

mastodon is crumbling and many blame long island

https://youtu.be/GJkK5wAxEmw I would not want to be that band that plays *after* these kids

a siddon in king arthur's court

My fourth large adult son was attested in the Poetic Edda. He is stationed guarding the frontier of the fiery realm Múspell, and he will lead "Múspell's sons" to Ragnarök

My third large adult son got banned from Earth and so he has his own planet now, but it's pointing a large laser cannon at Earth and I'm not sure how to calm him down

My second large adult son drives a tank to work so they made him his own HOV lane but he still gets pulled over for going over 90 MPH

My first large adult son has a third eye in his forehead that shoots fire and I can't seem to teach him to not make conflagrations in the house

yes I think I'll make this one while in quarantine

https://cutt.ly/Nf0ouQN A Beginner's Guide to Install Gentoo - Unixmen #gentoo #Linux

It's not quite October yet, but I'm officially Cats Who Haunt