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Another Angry Woman

harboring a secret desire to be a mesozoic superpredator

I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it's cool it's normal it's ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she's harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast
Another Angry Woman

i hope she won whatever argument she was having

thelibrawrian-deactivated201912: i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh. anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?” it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up. i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.
tehzii: for about a year, i worked at a call center for sprint. i have a similar kind of story. a woman called, and said she had a question about the call history on her bill. “sure, let me just pull up your account-” and she cut me off going, “no, no, it’s not anything specific, it’s just. so, if you change the time on your phone, does that change the time on the bill?” “uh… no? the time on the phone doesn’t matter, the call history is recorded by the towers.” “ohhhh” she said in the saltiest voice i have ever heard “so even if you changed the timezone it wouldn’t change the time on the bill? to, say, the middle of the night?” i stg yall i looked into the camera like i was on the office. “um… no? it would still be the local time of the tower. is there anything else i can help you with?” to me, overly chipper: “nope! thank you! have a great day!” turning on someone as she hung up: “she says yoU’RE A LYING SACK OF-” i still mean-snicker every time i think about it.
Another Angry Woman

i can’t be known for this

bunpuppi: just realizes olive oil comes from olives…. much to think about bunpuppi: i will not have y’all humiliate me like you did when i said i thought microwaves just blew hot air on the food lewdbee: Bro bunpuppi: i thought the spinning helped it cock faster leave me ALONE???? lewdbee: The words "penis typo" written in a sparkling font bunpuppi: stop reblogging this i can’t be known for this
Another Angry Woman

bringing me a girlfriend too

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing
Another Angry Woman

does anyone care about me

ptsilenthill: I got aborted yesterday but I still had to go to work qv: welcome to bidens america morequestions-thananswers: Biden is the President, but it was the Supreme Court that revoked that right. qv: thanks for educating me. can you teach me how to piss next? you're so knowledgeable ptsilenthill: does anyone care about me
Another Angry Woman

a woman's place is on the battlefield

relelvance: A woman's place is on the battlefield vympr: so you think women should die duncebento: funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle....misogynist much? vympr: you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women
Another Angry Woman

in this scenario 9/11 never happened

guy 1: man im pissed off im like totally peeved the freak off guy 2: why whats wrong man you can tell me anythang babygirl guy 1: ive been talking to this trans broad from work she works in the get this in the coffee room a whole room for coffee you thought i was gonna say it didnt you well thats on you mf anyway i been talking to her cause she got a crazy ass like its insane but i found something that changed all that on god guy 2: oh yeah? whats that honey guy 1: shes a yuri trans girl not a yaoi trans girl guy 2: shiiiiittttttt bro that sucks you know she posting about kissinh girls online instead of posting about boysmelll shitttttt that sucks bto guy 1: ahah yeah whatevs :p guy 2: well it dont matter i can be your girl i can be your princess we can kiss and rub our peanuseses togtehr ]guy 1: thanks dude i appreicate you guy 2: no problem the world trade centre: in this scenario 9/11 never happened
Another Angry Woman

making friends on tumblr

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.
Another Angry Woman

the more the mud and slime, the more numerous the eels.

theoodleoo: Screenshotted text: On the contrary, the more the mud and slime, the more numerous the eels highly recommend reading pliny the elder if only for the footnotes. theyre like video game loading screen tips sophiamcdougall: To me that is a motivational poster. The darker the night, the brighter the stars. The more the mud and slime, the more numerous the eels.
Another Angry Woman

(Cartoon) rodent vagina hanging out

Another Angry Woman

Gandalf and Frodo big naturals

Another Angry Woman

the mortifying ordeal of being turned on by improv

himejoshikomaeda: being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it's super embarrassing. if you're a sub you can be like "ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<" and it's kind of endearing. if you're a dom and you say "i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today . and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there's no coming back from that maternal-extinct: being a dom is still embarrassing even if people like you ooo look at me I'm a dm but for sex
coralei: callback to the time I wrote literal pages of lore and worldbuilding, including a universe with a creation story, afterlife metaphysics, and a timeline featuring the rapture, a divine astral plane turf war, and the introduction of gods and magic to the modern mortal world for a kink scene where I roleplayed as a sexy demon lady I workshopped my character's name, voice and personality and wrote an entire universe to hold her. for a scene that lasted about an hour. if that's not DMing but for sex I don't know what is ! tkink: the mortifying ordeal of being turned on by improv coralei: your honor ive been murdered earnest-peer: Good news: At that level of prep | don't think it's improv anymore. Bad news: turned on by amateur theater
Another Angry Woman

realistic sibling interactions

dankmemeuniversity: My 4 year old niece can't read and bought me this birthday card because it featured 'a cute dog with a party hat' Photo of a birthday card with a scowling husky dog wearing a party hat, captioned "Die already". The I on die is a birthday candle. assassinationtipsforladies: In case only children are trying to write realistic sibling interactions : remember this card and the fact that this person’s sibling saw their illiterate child buy this, in fact probably paid for it, and said nothing spyderqueen: #they didn't say nothing #they said good job honey thats a great card #he'll love it
Another Angry Woman

Cursed toilet and/or vampires

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Another Angry Woman

ancient greek philosophy

[edited 8/3/24 to add a continuation of the thread]

karcatgirl-vantas: the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck skluug: this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
ace-disgrace-on-the-case: False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well. The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious. I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature. professionalchaoticdumbass: "touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate" i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that. therefore, the Default Object is: beautiful, makes a horrendous sound, smells absolutely awful, is very fragile,tastes delicious. and i still cannot think of anything that matches this
behold, the default object. Picture of a chicken
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