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Another Angry Woman

ethically consuming media

anonymous asked: Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media beesmygod answered: put a sheet over your head so god cant see you
Another Angry Woman

tumblrinas abt fictional men

Furby customization and refurbishing will have me saying the most serial killer shit out of context. "I need hot glue to remove his eyes.” "I have to put him in my freezer” "I need to peel and clean his skin." "I have to hang the skin up to dry." "I need to take apart his exoskeleton." (screenshotted tag) #tumblrinas abt fictional men
Another Angry Woman

therapy is where the cannibalism happens

bimbo-will: hannibal fans be like ‘cannibalism is so romantic' bro go to therapy take-my-up-votes: #therapy is where the cannibalism happens you didnt even watch the show
Another Angry Woman

a wide variety of answers

fallingtowers: everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him thegrindingwheel: Last monogamous friend who hasn't joined the polycule... opticschefnerd Zuko?! Unionize-catgirls: mormons soulsilv: Our contestants are giving a wide variety of answers today folks
Another Angry Woman

most italian paragraph in existence

Screenshot of a Wikipedia article: Twice a year, hundreds of people in Sardinia, Italy, make a nighttime 20-mile (32 km) pilgrimage from the city of Nuoro to the village of Lula for the biannual Feast of San Francesco, where they eat what is possibly the world's rarest pasta. Su filindeu (literally “threads of God" in the Sardinian language) is an incredibly intricate semolina pasta made by just three women who only make the pasta for the festival.[56] wikipediahmms: Most Italian paragraph in existence.
Another Angry Woman

if you are human, answer me this

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet. luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint. if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?
Another Angry Woman

explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

buddwyer: even the top gets called a faggot estrogenesis-evangelion: me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle
Another Angry Woman

god didn't have a hand in that one

mattibee: God invented winter so girls could exchange body heat moonstruckthespian: God invented summer so girls could take each others clothes off biggaybunny: #the mushrooms invented fall #god didn't have a hand in that one and was too scared to say no
Another Angry Woman

tiny child in a halloween store

Took my tiny child with me to the Halloween store. Walked in and immediately realized it would be a terrible mistake. They had those jumpscare machine things everywhere, lots of spooky noise machines, scary looking animatronic things, crazy decorations, just the whole 9 yards and then some. I immediately went to turn around and leave when I heard a noise coming from my arms. My one year old child who gets scared if we cough…. was laughing. She makes this precious “eee!” sound and starts vibrating when she sees something she really likes, usually an animal or a balloon, and she points right at the big zombie thing by the door and does that. I carry her in past a huge 10 ft tall Pennywise inflatable, and she smacks me to tell me to stop so she can look. She ponders him for a moment, and his glowing light-up eyes, then points at his hand and shouts “BEEM!” Which is her word for “balloon.” She made us stand there under Pennywise for at least 3 minutes, which is a really long time for a one-year-old.
Then, she begs to get down, so I let her loose and she just books it all over the store. Finds the creepy demonic looking babies and shouts “BABY!” then gets this confused look on her face and tries to wipe the “dirt” off their faces. Decides it’s not worth it, goes and picks up a severed hand decoration, hands it to me and says “hand.” Yes, my dear, it is a hand. And yes, that severed foot has “toes,” you’re very right. Finds the wigs, runs down the aisle shouting “hair! hair!” and grabbing her own sparse little headfuzz so hard I think she’s going to rip it all out. Then she found the speaker in the wall that was blaring Monster Mash and she demanded I pick her up so we could “DANSSSE”. But she got distracted by the big spider decorations, which she christened as dogs by running toward them and barking. She ran up and down the aisles of costumes touching the fabric and making her little “tss tss tss” giggle that she does when she’s having Much Too Good a Time. Every so often she’d stop, look back to make sure I was there, and point at something and vibrate with her aggressive “EEEE!”
A man turned a corner wearing one of the creepy latex masks. He immediately started apologizing to me, saying “I’m so sorry, I’m looking for my friend, I don’t want to scare her.” Meanwhile my child is standing there looking up at him with the most confused look on her face. Not scared, just confused, like he is so dumb and she can’t figure out why he would want to make that stupid face for so long. But he rounds another corner all hunched over, she flaps her arms and sighs, and takes off to go scream at the creepy lawn decorations. When it was time to go, nothing could convince her to come to me willingly, so I had to promise her one last look at the balloon man while I picked her up against her will. Pennywise placated her, and we left the store with a smile on her chubby little cheeks. She demanded we wait and watch the big inflatable-flailing-arm-tube-man out front, the one that was bright orange and had a jack-o-lantern face, and she bounced and wiggled and danced in my arms despite its fan being louder than the loud motorcycles that scare her on our walks. She waved bye-bye to it as we left for the car.
Basically, that was the cutest thing that’s ever happened to me in my life, and it’s so crazy how so many things are culturally taught and kids are just… immune to that. All she saw was bright colors and things she recognized and could name, in a place she could explore and touch. She has no concept of clowns being scary or zombies being A Thing or what constitutes “creepy” and “spooky” and “gross.” To her, a severed arm with gore hanging out the end doesn’t represent pain or violence, it’s just “arm,” and it’s got some weird stuff on the end that’s funny colors. They’re just things, there’s no context for it. The world is weird and beautiful and it’s so cool to see it through the eyes of someone who is so New to this planet and hasn’t been influenced by society and culture yet.
Another Angry Woman

tails would have had to shoot him

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him
Another Angry Woman

oops missed it this year. happy belated condescending online man day

themysteriousmurasamecastle: condescending online man day Screenshot of a costume website selling a Guy Fawkes/V from V for Vendetta costumed, labelled Condescending Online Man themysteriousmurasamecastle: i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone
Another Angry Woman

three whole entire years

Castiel confession scene meme format. A two panel. Castiel, crying: I love you Dean, looking: sometimes I think about how the world has changed since you told me that. did you know then that your love for me would assign me the role of town crier? we speak to each other all the time, but none of my words are ever my own. maybe that's better, though. after all the first time we did this, yours were the only words on the screen. it’s been three whole entire years
Another Angry Woman

the special effects look too cheesy

doomed-jester: "I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon. hereforthelizardsex: Still from Star Trek TOS. Kirk and McCoy are chained in a dungeon. They are being terrorised by a janky-looking skeleton.
Another Angry Woman

productive discourse and growth

awesomehoggirl: bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT jewboyswag: op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext? awesomehoggirl: op has reconsidered . youre right headspace-hotel: Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet
Another Angry Woman

horny and verbose historical love letters

I’m thinking about how my grandma had this guy who was super into her, enlisted in the army and sent her pictures of himself laying on his bunk staring at her picture moodily. She was not into him in the slightest. But it’s the funniest fucking picture of all time. Teenagers do not change. He’s someone’s Pappaw now. That’s crazy to me. He probably thinks of my grandmother as the foxy one that got away. The fact that she kept it for 58 years is even funnier. I was like “Who the hell is this?” and she let out an exasperated sigh and was like “That was [NAME]. He was in love with me.” Feelings very much not reciprocated for soldier boy. I think this incident is so funny to me because it reminded me of girls my age screenshotting cringy conversations with horrible horny men and posting them in the group chat for everyone to see. I think of all those extremely horny and verbose historical love letters in museums dating back as long as humans have been able to write. I wonder if there was a caveman who made cave art to impress a possible mate but it was so bad she made a point of visiting the cave every year to show her friends and laugh at it.
Another Angry Woman

on this weekend a year ago...

itswalky: The Jetsons takes place in 2062, and George Jetson is 40 years old, which means that somewhere right now George Jetson is being conceived. itswalky: Actually, Google tells me George Jetson’s birthday is August 27, which means his parents are going to get successfully nasty this year’s Thankgiving Weekend. Mark your calendars.
Another Angry Woman

judas himself numbers himself among my compatriots

I subscribed to UNNAMED STREAMING SERVICE a few days ago and gave the login info to all my friends, as one does, but one of them went in and turned on 2-factor authentication and set the phone number to her own cell phone, locking me out of the account It was an accident and we got it fixed but for a brief moment the betrayal and fury was so great I blacked out and was possessed by the spirit of like a 19th century naval officer, I was pacing around my room like "TO THINK THAT JUDAS HIMSELF NUMBERS HIMSELF AMONG MY COMPATRIOTS"
Another Angry Woman

fucked up looking squirrel

shamebats: When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel” and have 3 grown men climb in immediately thecadhatter: Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood . chronosamurai: Sorry, | wasn't paying attention, wheres the squirrel at @chronosamurai it's right here. In the fog. follow me chronosamurai :Yesterday YIPEEEE
Shu Daizi

@stavvers I'm not going to lie. I would go look at the fucked up looking squirrel.

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