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Another Angry Woman

the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy

wellshitcaitlin: @inneskeeper this seems relevant to your interests Screenshotted twitter exchange: GoldwagN: Evangelicals love to go on Twitter and casually assert something that if written in 500 AD would've led to two Church Councils, a dozen dueling encyclicals, a major schism, three new heresies, and a religious war that lasted for centuries and cost hundreds of thousands of lives. rubywisp: i... what? ZacharyCWagner: It never ceases to amaze me that there are still so many "biblical authority” dudes out here preaching and writing entire books about how "manly" Jesus is and how the church's only hope is strong men. Where is the biblical support for this idea? Cindy_decker: He would never have survived the crucifixion process as a weak frail emotional man. You’re making a lame argument about strength here. ZacharyCWagner: People in the Jesus-is-hyper-masculine crowd do realize he... didn't survive the crucifixion, right? Cindy_decker: He would never have survived the crucifixion process as a weak frail emotional man. You’re making a lame argument about strength here. r To say “He didn’t survive” is stunningly dismissive. The beating, thorned crown, beard ripped out, carried solid wood cross uphill, hands feet nailed endured hours holding body weight from suffocating. Then speared. Change your argument Toxicity is a character type not body
inneskeeper : It is actually rare that I get shown stuff that could ACTUALLY be the spawning point of a new and proper named heresy within Holy Roman Catholicism. “Jesus actually survived the crucifixion” is legitimately one of the most terrifyingly viable heretical traditions you could start. It fulfills the exact ramifications for a popular and overwhelming heresy: It supports and glorifies Christ’s strength (so powerful he could not die in a meaningful way), encouraging different theological philosophies and understandings of the source material, and is COMPLETELY RUINOUS about the WHOLE POINT of Jesus as the Lamb of God. He is destined to die to take on the sins of all humanity forever so we can br forgiven. The death and the resurrection of Christ after his journey into Hell for three days is cosmologically as important as the Trinity. It is one of the pivotal foundations of the entirety of the religion. If Jesus didn’t die, he didn’t die for us. That changes a LOT of things. But it is at its root a heresy which is not anti-Christian and is instead just a completely irreconcilable veneration. I love this woman. I need to encourage her to be like this. tyrannosaurus-trainwreck: tOxIcItY iS a ChArAcTeR tYpE this is fucking amazing
tyrannosaurus-trainwreck : Okay it’s been several hours and I’m still not even slightly over this. Like, Jesus said “I am the resurrection and the life, except the resurrection bit is metaphorical, because I’m too swole to actually die.” “Pilate was surprised to hear that he was already dead. Summoning the centurion, he asked him if Jesus had already died. The centurion said to him, ‘Jesus is too shredded to kill, he’s like the Terminator, nothing can take him out.’ Pilate sent Joseph away with nothing, for Jesus was indestructible.” bemusedlybespectacled: I’m sorry I’m still stuck on the idea that Jesus couldn’t possibly be a “weak, frail, emotional man” when the shortest and best-known line in the Bible is “Jesus wept” and three out of four Gospels describe Jesus as being extremely emotionally upset and anxious in the Garden of Gethsemane, to the point that in Luke’s gospel he’s described as sweating blood The Gospel of Luke, according to this lady: Then Jesus went with his disciples to a place called Gethsemane, and he said to them, “Sit here while I go over there and pray.” He took Peter and the two sons of Zebedee along with him. Jesus said to them, “I’m honestly not even really bothered about this, but I’d appreciate it if you stayed up with me. You know, like a sleepover.” Going a little farther, he fell with his face to the ground and prayed
ohhgingersnaps: For he shall grow up before him as the most rugged, aggressive, unkillable weed… he shall be super ripped; and when we shall see him, he’s just gonna be like, super masculine and amazing, you have no idea. (Isaiah 53:2) “Take My yoke upon you and learn from Me, for my muscles are super big and I am strong and brutal of heart, and you will find rest for your souls.” (Matthew 11:29) Then Simon Peter having a sword drew it, and smote the high priest’s servant, and cut off his right ear… Then said Jesus unto Peter, “Yeah! Get him!” and then he decked the guy while he was down for good measure. (John 18:10-11) And of course, we mustn’t forget the first few verses of Jesus’ most well-known sermon, the Sermon On The Mount: Blessed are the strong in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are they that suck it up: for they shall be comforted. Blessed are the aggressive: for they shall inherit the earth. (Matthew 5:3-5)
Another Angry Woman

lewd discussion of the various merits of hobbit and dwarf pussy

Another Angry Woman

two paths they can take to enlightenment

explosionshark: Tbh if you're a teenager who is marginalized and feels rejected by society the coolest thing you can do for yourself is get really into metal be it's a subculture that's proud of being outside of the mainstream, it's got a HUGE breadith of diversity in style, the uniform is black t-shirts with gross designs which look good on everyone AND the experience of going to your first show (or just sitting in your room w the music up loud) and headbanging til your neck is sore is SO life affirming fuckyeahqueermusic: For better or worse....this also applies to ska, just replace the headbanging with skanking. All teens have two paths they can take to enlightenment
Another Angry Woman

this timeline truly isn't the worst possible

if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wid be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace also gifs of like harry potter holding up his wand with the caption "potterheads...wands high for her majesty..”
Another Angry Woman

and readers, the day he did was one of tumblr's finest

reallyreallyreallytrying: breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram thegleampt u kno we all have our fingers poised on the trigger of this post when prince philip dies
Another Angry Woman

miscellaneous duke of edinburghposting, part 1

luckycharmer: prince philip has been dead for one slutty slutty day
You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing
Stills from the Prince Harry Ophrah interview. Oprah: So what you're saying is... Prince Philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie? Harry: Yes. And he just died from making it clap on instagram.
Another Angry Woman

originally posted 10th april 2021.

the-macra: breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram
Another Angry Woman

he or she might be giants

telltaletypist: transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants spookyspoon-official: old new york will always be new amsterdam spookyspoon-official: constantinople is just going through an istanbul phase spookyspoon-official: its parents named it constantinople it can't just change its name
Another Angry Woman

alaska state trooper ken marsh

nilim: Ok, so I was reading this news story: (screenshot) Man survives weeks in remote Alaska wilderness after cabin burns down. A man managed to survive more than three weeks in the rugged Alaskan wilderess after his remote cabin burned down until he was rescued last week by state troopers who spotted an "SOS” signal stamped in the snow. So far so normal, right? But then: “Steele's shoulder-length hair, chestnut brown near the roots fading to golden blond near its frayed tips, hung matted and dreadlocks-like over his neck. His auburn beard flowed untrimmed to his chest Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wrote in a recap of the rescue Like what. And then: “His clothes smelled of smoke and his hands were calloused, rough, and ash-stained” Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. panicblanket: Screenshot of Ken Marsh's LinkedIn: Ken Marsh - Freelance Writer - Self-Employed I recently retired from my position with the State of Alaska as a Public Information Officer with the Alaska State Troopers. My professional background includes ... well would you look at that ~
Another Angry Woman

penis strike at the cock factory

when tumblr inevitably dies we should all start blogging via carrier pigeon instead you've just finished dinner after coming home from a long day at work. a pigeon flies in through your open window with a message tied around its leg - a post, from your beloved mutual. carefully taking it off the bird's leg, you unroll it. the message reads "penis strike at the cock factory"
Another Angry Woman

ethically consuming media

anonymous asked: Do you have any tips on how to ethically consume media beesmygod answered: put a sheet over your head so god cant see you
Another Angry Woman

tumblrinas abt fictional men

Furby customization and refurbishing will have me saying the most serial killer shit out of context. "I need hot glue to remove his eyes.” "I have to put him in my freezer” "I need to peel and clean his skin." "I have to hang the skin up to dry." "I need to take apart his exoskeleton." (screenshotted tag) #tumblrinas abt fictional men
Another Angry Woman

therapy is where the cannibalism happens

bimbo-will: hannibal fans be like ‘cannibalism is so romantic' bro go to therapy take-my-up-votes: #therapy is where the cannibalism happens you didnt even watch the show
Another Angry Woman

a wide variety of answers

fallingtowers: everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him thegrindingwheel: Last monogamous friend who hasn't joined the polycule... opticschefnerd Zuko?! Unionize-catgirls: mormons soulsilv: Our contestants are giving a wide variety of answers today folks
Another Angry Woman

most italian paragraph in existence

Screenshot of a Wikipedia article: Twice a year, hundreds of people in Sardinia, Italy, make a nighttime 20-mile (32 km) pilgrimage from the city of Nuoro to the village of Lula for the biannual Feast of San Francesco, where they eat what is possibly the world's rarest pasta. Su filindeu (literally “threads of God" in the Sardinian language) is an incredibly intricate semolina pasta made by just three women who only make the pasta for the festival.[56] wikipediahmms: Most Italian paragraph in existence.
Shu Daizi

@stavvers It turns out, much like more notes ≠ better music, more lines ≠ better art.

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