I found a spherical 6.2-kilogram (14 lb) subcritical mass of plutonium 89 millimetres (3.5 in) in diameter known as the “demon core” in my child’s Halloween candy

@RobinHood weird! i found some beryllium hemispheres and a screwdriver in my child's halloween candy. probably just a coincidence.

@RobinHood I found the 45.52 carat Hope Diamond in my child's Halloween candy! As soon as I tasted it, I knew it was cursed!

@RobinHood I have an idea who might have done it. The revelation came to me in a flash of blue light.

@RobinHood it's no worry. Just a new government produced and sponsored candy. It's healthy as long as you break the outer shell with a screwdriver.

@RobinHood whatever you do do NOT take out the razor blade stuck in it!
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