US Pol 

We don’t need to get rid of the filibuster we just need to bring back the kind of filibuster where you actually have to fucking stand there and ready Moby Dick or something

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re: US Pol, urination, vampire erotica, fainting 

I will only vote for a politician who has passed out after pissing themselves while hoarsely reading vampire erotica for 27 hours at the podium

re: US Pol, urination, vampire erotica, fainting 

@RobinHood I would never vote for Ted Cruz, but if he takes his insane pandering to this level I would at least respect the effort.

re: US Pol, urination, vampire erotica, fainting 

@RobinHood this is a CW for the bold

re: US Pol, urination, vampire erotica, fainting 

@RobinHood oh they must've been the one who came up with the "urine cure"

@RobinHood I'm not sure how much good the "vampire erotica" part of the CW is doing considering it's literally the same as the content it is warning about. :P

re: US Pol, urination, vampire erotica, fainting 

@RobinHood just scored on my CW bingo card from this

re: US Pol, urination, vampire erotica, fainting 

@RobinHood I support this but also this is an absolutely *incredible* combination of CWs

re: US Pol, urination, vampire erotica, fainting 

@RobinHood When the CW is more disturbing than the post…

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