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The body of my friend decayed without burial. This is such an outrage!

— Melbil Tunsterus, manager

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I talked to my lover. I feel such tenderness.

— Såkzul Oddomlaltur, Wrestler

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*Anime protagonist voice* "Hey, it's me, just your average high school boy, sure can't wait to get back to the sports I love--huh?!?!? Did that strange cat just bite me on the way to school? Oh no, I seem to be turning into a catgirl and also I'm a lesbian and also my schoolteacher is a demon hell-bent on killing me but then we join forces later and also I'm a magical sword girl now, nya~?"

Today has been a good day, nothing set to destroy it in another 12 hours.

Jesus christ when is the bus gonna arrive

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