While you are busy raping a computer the UFO is hovering around and sees everything.

In whole Human History all 'successful' countries have been build on the principal “Never give suckers an even break”.

Happy Marriage it's like thrusting your hand into a bag full of venomous snakes and then walking away with the one not too poisonous.

The BEST of MY SEXY SELFIES

CAUTION: It is not recommended for weak heart-ed, even slightly pregnant and under 18.

If next virus would be a stomach one, we all will be teary-eyed about our face masks whilst walking around in diapers.

If countries could be governed by the 'real' people on the ground we would still be merrily burning witches at the stakes surrounded by cheering crowds.

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