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I’m here to favourite your animal pictures and make terrible puns/jokes.

I like to talk about video games and horror movies like every other basic person.

I’m always awake, even when I’m asleep.

Feel free to follow and interact, whoever you are.

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Today I learnt that dogs will let you put hats on them when they’re distracted by kebabs.

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i will show my ass to anyone. anyone can look at it. i only own short coats.

Today I learnt that dogs will let you put hats on them when they’re distracted by kebabs.

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I see a red door and I like it painted red
It's nice and vibrant and it complements the shed

You can’t trust lewd cw’s.

It’s just as likely to be a post about holding hands as it is to be someone’s spread butthole.

When you see a butt on the tl and have to explain your actions.

@Nobody wait no I should’ve said something about this book being an “epic tail”

Bollocks.

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The problem I’ve found with having an arse you could break a pool cue over, is that you keep having to test it to make sure.

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