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I’m here to favourite your animal pictures and make terrible puns/jokes.

I like to talk about video games and horror movies like every other basic person.

I’m always awake, even when I’m asleep.

Feel free to follow and interact, whoever you are.

Sometimes I feel like I should toot something, but then I remember that endless screaming account is constantly posting how I’m feeling in a much more concise way than I ever could.

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Look. All I’m saying is Darth Vader’s first name was, “Darth”. Give him a break.

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Oh wow it’s Friday huh? Forgot about days.

Feels like I’m floating on a cloud.. of bullshit.

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message to all the hip cats out there 

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message to all the hip cats out there 

Pspspspsps

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Yo rightwingers trying to join the fediverse: you're part of the reason we left. Fuck off

Here’s a picture of my dog, having been kicked out of her bed by my cat.

Feeling that “just ate a whole pizza” shame. Life is full of regrets.

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someone: I'm sick!! of this toxic culture!! of making fun of unicyclists!! it's as valid a circus-skill as any other!!

me: ???????????

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@Nobody further update: fuck it, I’m going back to bed.

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@Nobody update: I got out of bed. I’m not happy about it.

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I’m tired and sore and do not want to get out of bed today. 🥱

Only a matter of time before the seagulls take over the city

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