My Wife No Context @MyWifeNoContext@mstdn.socialmstdn.social

Nom-nom potty!

My emotions are all over the pot.

Thank God I’m not a teen.

I was too proud to take it back.

The woman is too stunned to speak.

Can’t a woman talk to herself?

These dogs are living a better life than I am.

There is no respite.

At this point I can even write his autobiography.

One year to Fortnight.

You can’t hear me over the sound of your stupidity.

Boba is life!

Because I’m a superstar.

I need ownership of my phone.

It’s going to be a messy affair.

I just want to slap someone.

I feel gaseous today.

Water is such an underrated thing.

I’m gentrified.

I’m in my tumbler era.