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Jan Thie

Bats! You bastards!
(For @RustyBertrand)

Bats! You bastards!
You stole my baby

garden gnome and I
only got him yesterday
through Amazon and I
had sworn to love him
and keep him till the sage
and mushrooms had
almost melted into the butter.

Bats! You bastards!
You stole my breakfast!


Nov 22, 2022, 09:36 PM·Public·Mastodon for iOS
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