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Laffy

I'm sure will get right on it.

"New cases of a dangerous, drug-resistant fungus have been identified in at least two states’ hospital systems"

thehill.com/homenews/5207878-f

@GottaLaff He'll probably advocate letting the fungus grow, because if the spores don't kill you, they make you stronger.

@Tharpa @GottaLaff

Thought maybe that brain worm infected him with a brain fungus that’s now making him the last of us spread the disease

@GottaLaff RFKJr might want to sample some of that fungus?

@AJ_andrew69 @GottaLaff He should eat it live in Fox News along with Hannity and Trumpty!

@alex_p_roe @GottaLaff What was surprising to me is that after the defamation lawsuit they lost didn't even slow them down on the misinformation.

@AJ_andrew69 @GottaLaff True. Had virtually no effect on Fax whatsoever. Too late now.

@GottaLaff G’day Laffy 👋😊

Doesn’t he advocate catching it to develop resistance - perhaps the MAGA minions will try this first!

I wonder if it’s like cordyceps … it makes the MAGAs climb to the top of really high buildings before sprouting its fruiting bodies out of their ears?

@MAJ1 @GottaLaff

Yeah, I’ve been having the same thoughts. If you look at all their behaviors, it’s like they’ve all been infested with the same contagion

@GottaLaff
Places
And the show the Last Of Us goes live in 3 2 1...

@GottaLaff

Obviously, an application of cod liver oil will fix everything. Or maybe Dr. Oz will have some sort of ointment.

@GottaLaff He'll get on it, sure...but before or after the daily dose of invermectin?
Or is it another worm commanding him?
Things we'll never know....

@GottaLaff I've watched The Last Of Us.. this doesn't play out well.. 👀

@GottaLaff
Who are we kidding, that man is probably drying and snorting it as a natural immune booster or some shit.

@GottaLaff @KimPerales No!!!!!! Have you seen “The Last of Us”?

@GottaLaff would be great for a television series! Oh wait

@alexcurtin @GottaLaff @Lazarou Is this the one about fungus that is evolving to tolerate warmer temps? The reason mammals don't usually contract internal fungal infections is because our body temp is inhospitable to fungus, until now.