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Laffy

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, whose proclaimed plans to overhaul the nation's premier law enforcement agency have rattled many w/in bureau, proposed enhancing FBI's ranks w help from United Fighting Championship, martial-arts entertainment giant whose wealthy CEO, Dana White, helped boost Trump's reelection”

abcnews.link/me6UTR7

ABC News · FBI Director Kash Patel wants to bring the UFC to the FBI, sources sayBy Mike Levine

@Sandywb Yes, and so f'ing dangerous

@GottaLaff
What kind of fuckin idiot is at the Hoover Building?

@GottaLaff Patel's childrens books will be required reading for all employees.

@Bongolian Well to be fair, they're barely only able to read children's books.

@GottaLaff How is this not from The Onion?!

I hate this timeline!

@SKleefeld @GottaLaff

Pieter-Dirk Uys said that the problem with political jokes is that they keep getting elected.

@GottaLaff cuz that's what the FBI was missing. Arm bars and takedowns. Who can forget all those times the bad guy has gotten away due to agent's inability to karate kick them.

@GottaLaff Trump's DEI - Deplorable Extremist Incompetents.

@GottaLaff presumably he has his own branded steroids he can force the fbi to buy <_<

@GottaLaff

this fucking clown doesn't even know what INVESTIGATION means does he

@darwinwoodka Only if it means nailing the libs

@GottaLaff This is the second stupidest thing I've read today. The stupidest being from RFKjr 🙄

@GottaLaff @ai6yr The first time Trump was allowed to occupy the position of POTUS, I read a few pieces about the influence of professional wrestling on his way of doing media and politics.

I really could do without those continuing to be relevant.

@GottaLaff They should bring in Batman, too. That guy totally kicks butt.

@GottaLaff

I hate to even think it, but how long before they appoint Andrew Tate to an FBI position?

@GottaLaff

Can you spell quid pro quo?

If not, maybe spelling "corruption" would be easier.

@GottaLaff

It has always been these TV Shows from the US that mesmerized the world.
But this one must be the most epic mash up of genres ever seen before...
Super villains meets Mafia meets old Cartoon meets psychological documentary...
Now I'm waiting for a real life Captain America to end this together with the Glenn Kirschner Justice League...
Pretty please?

@GottaLaff Why would anyone think that we should take these people seriously? What’s next, Special Agent The Undertaker?

@coderipper We take them seriously because our lives are in their idiot hands. Otherwise, there's nothing serious about them.