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elle

this cat looks like one of the Old Master painters who's just slept with three servants, argued viciously with his annoying patron about the inferior ham he receives, and then painted his masterpiece out of spite

@ElleGray “How am I supposed to maintain my gout on this diet??”

@ElleGray agreed. I believe he’s considering getting up temporarily to find a cigar. Maybe some cognac.

@ErikvanStraten @freequaybuoy @ElleGray
I have seen people at art festivals, fairs and markets do just that, make art on the Glass of Defective ipads.and at time incorporate the entire thing in the Art.

@Noortjevee @ErikvanStraten @ElleGray Love this idea! After posting that, was thinking actually that might be quite a cool medium. Waiters and waitresses also sometimes use marker pens on the screens because it's quicker...

@freequaybuoy @ErikvanStraten @ElleGray

yea they uses white board markers on screens often, as puting in the orders can be hell (especially on old Ipad with that damn slowdown apple did) so using white board markers can be faster, (and a lot of them use codes for orders like 2ccr . 1 ccl.

@ErikvanStraten @ElleGray Yeah would make a great medium! But on someone else's working iPad?? Just the sort of thing Catticelli here would do...

@ElleGray
Eye boost 4 artistic cats, Elle!

@ElleGray

I can hear the Master swearing and laughing, getting drunker by the second. But, it is a masterpiece.

@ElleGray This belongs in r/AccidentalRenaissance.

@ElleGray I just read a book called Tartufo and this cat is absolutely Al Pacino, the cat from the book.

@ElleGray I ... love this picture.

I would frame it and put it up somewhere. where did you find it? amazing

@ElleGray So how long is it gonna take you to "paint me like one of your f-king French girls?"

@ElleGray I never believed in the concept of spirit animals until I found mine when I saw this picture.

@ElleGray I feel like I should get out my oil paints and paint this scene.

@ElleGray I have woken up from days like these….they are the…best. Who ordered spackle and glitter? <screech>Will this wash out?!?!?<\screech>

@ElleGray

I love your description! Just for the minutes I read & savoured it, I was in that time & space: a great gift. Thank you. 🙂

@ElleGray It may be just me, but I really want to see more photographs of this space!

@ElleGray is this real photo of a real cat or AI generated?

@ElleGray I Think i have his masterpiece.

"Human under a hot tin Roof"

@ElleGray And after finishing the painting, he goes to win a furious poker tourtnament because is bored.

@ElleGray I'm still laughing 2 days later.. I'm not sure what I love more "inferior ham" "argued viciously" or "masterpiece out of spite"

Maybe "inferior ham" .. it's all so very good.
😂