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This is:
MY 1st EVER TOOT! As we should switch social net' every 2y, even if it means having 0 followers.
MY 1st EVER ARTICLE! As we should write extensively somewhere, even if it's globally embarrassing.
MY COUNTRY'S 75th BDAY! As we should celebrate big milestones, even if we gotta eat tons of unhealthy food and dodge crazy teens in the streets.
1 YEAR SINCE NASA IMPACTED+DEFLECTED AN ASTEROID! As we all wanna save the world, even if it means crashing into a damn rock.