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Another Angry Woman

random strangers on reddit

tbh i love looking at post history of random strangers on reddit. Like you're a professional mechanic who collects old coins and has a small shrine dedicated to sailor moon? You're a hobby equestrian from Missouri who's really invested in the stock prices of beanie babies and has a startling amount of knowledge around cooking indian food? You're a firefighter dispensing advice to younger firefighters but also cannot stay off the femdom cuck roleplay threads for more than a day? We all contain multitudes.
Another Angry Woman

a much better finger-eating machine

hello, cis man on social media. before you is an article about a woman's scientific, athletic, technological or personal accomplishment that we all know you will not read. To keep the finger-eater machine from biting off your fingers, you need only scroll past it without discrediting, relativising, questioning or mocking said accomplishment in the comment section hello, cis man in the saw trap. You have repeatedly expressed that you could build a much better finger-eating machine despite having no engineering experience outside of a video game that lets you combine chunks of metal into intricate devices with a click of your mouse-
Another Angry Woman

whoa mama im on the scary planet

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman. Screenshotted reply: whoa mama I'm on the scary planet going to be saying this periodically forever now
Another Angry Woman

which could mean nothing

dealer of soup: Screenshot from reddit mildly interesting: the very first version of the (wikipedia) page "sexual intercourse" was written 8 minutes before the first plane hit the world trade centre word cubed: screenshotted reply "which could mean nothing"
Another Angry Woman

another fucking seance

Living thru the AI boom feels the way I imagine it must've felt to live through spiritualism times. Work is slowing down because the boss wants us to hold another fucking seance. "Well, I don't know if it actually happened that way. What's your source? The spectres? Alright."
Another Angry Woman

this one is not necessarily a "best of" in and of itself but is a beautiful example of the kind of post which is like seeing a smoking crater or a flock of carrion birds. something terrible happened here.

while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE
Another Angry Woman

bat signed by everyone alive

keaton patti: screenshot of an online marketplace listing, bat signed by everyone alive 5000-6000. It is a wooden baseball bat with signatures on it. Christian stepmoms: I remember signing this bat Laura fern fan: ohhh so that’s what that was for
Another Angry Woman

such is the life of the humble garlic

can you imagine you go to a fancy italian restaurant and before you go through the doors the doorman stops you and is like Signore Per Fevore, I Simply Must Remove Your Jacket Before You Enter and youre like well if you must, its getting a little shabby anyways and he says It Is My Pleasure Signore and then he smashes you over the head and cuts you up into little pieces for your flavour and aroma. such is the life of the humble garlic
Another Angry Woman

you can think things that aren't true

i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true
Another Angry Woman

without the slow creep

I think if you put someone from 2005 onto a website from 2025 without the slow creep we've lived through, they'd think they had malware
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Another Angry Woman

make your own foot scrub

wiki life advice: make your own foot scrub pochowek: 1. feet are pretty hard to make 2. dont call me a scrub ever again wiki life advice: please stop making me read this
Another Angry Woman

my roommate is a pulley

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason My mom would love this post Later screenshot of this poster sending post to their mum. The mum's reply is "ha ha ha I fucking love pulleys" I was right
Another Angry Woman

the first rule of baking

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear
Another Angry Woman

calling me a slur would've been easier

a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier
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