Oh look, more updates. *

I think I'll do these at the lake while I eat and watch the sunset.

* There's ^always^ more updates.

John McAfee apparently arrested for wearing thong instead of face mask 

Dude is wearing a 'Spaceballs: The Facemask' mask.

For Teh Winz!

Ok, flying a kite from a one-hundred foot Super Yacht is pretty damned funny.

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moon>.. suffering the effects of being up all night to get that shot.

[grumble]

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Cirque du Soleil Worlds Away The Ending) by mimide - YouTube 

Cirque du Soleil Worlds Away The Ending) by mimide - YouTube 

I'm going to bathe in the blood and wear his entrails like a boa, the next young shithead near me smells like AXE Body Spray.

And since I'll be going to prison anyway, burn France to the ground.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_(b

This book is awesome.
Clever, interesting, fast, brutal, twisted, fun, tragic, silly.

About half way through.

goodreads.com/en/book/show/520

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Ok... this is actually a volcanic rock. It is here at the Bellevue TC in a cart.

*I* ... *could* lift it by myself and put it in a cart but I'd scrape myself to fucking shit, and just Barely lift it over the edge... it weighs about as much as I do.

There's some serious drugs involved here AND more than one person.

Lot to unpack here.

Mistyped my own damed password seven out of eleven times. Off to a Good Start today. Yeppers.

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The Naked Roommate - And 107 Other Issues You May Run Into In College

Might have been handy almost thirty years ago.

Currently Reading:
Random Shit Flying Through The Air by Jackson Ford

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