There are *no* inconsistencies in the Discworld books; ocassionally, however, there are alternate pasts.
Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett
Although I do wish the #HistoryMonks would stop nicking chunks out of my Saturday mornings to patch up the working week.
@CrypticMirror they do that to my sleep, damn those #HistoryMonks
@terrybot
#HistoryMonks need to patch up the Trousers of Time, because it really feels like we're in the wrong leg.
@davidtheeviloverlord @terrybot
I think we're in the "cautionary tale" timeline, the alt-history people make up to scare kids with what could happen if they hadn't made the good choices.